It's a Decorated Emergency: Archive

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“A person of good intelligence and of sensitivity cannot exist in this society...”

– George Carlin (via rebeccam)

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road ?

Plato: For the greater good.
Aristotle: To fulfill its nature on the other side.
Karl Marx: It was a historical inevitability.
Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.
Buddha: If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken-nature.
Darwin: It was the logical next step after coming down from the trees.
Saddam Hussein: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
Mark Twain: The news of its crossing has been greatly exaggerated.
Mishima: For the beauty of it. The chicken's extension of its sinuous legs sent shivers of a dark despair into the souls not only of the silently watching hens but also the roosters, who felt a sudden sexual desire for their exquisite comrade.  The dark courage of the chicken was as beautiful as drops of dew upon jade at midnight, struck by a partial moon, its light filtered through clouds. One of the deeply aroused roosters could stand the intensity of the moment no more and bit off the head of the beautiful, courageous chicken-hero, whose wine blood was deliciously drunken by the road, and he died.
Camus: The chicken's mother had just died.  But this did not really upset him, as any number of witnesses can attest.  In fact, he crossed just because the sun got in his eyes.
Martin Luther King: I have a dream that one day chickens can cross the damn road without their motives being questioned.

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@ilikeletters

zappycakes: I miss you so so much, sweet. :( WE MUST CATCH UP SOON. K? K. WHY ARE YOU SO ADORABLLLE. ♥

Dec 19th

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zappycakes asked: I MISS YOUR FACE.

Dec 19th

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“I miss you now, I love you, but I know things can still be worse.”

Dec 19th

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Strut.

I hate talking at times when the possibility of being misunderstood rises. Because whatever you do, whatever you say, people will always interpret what you say based on how they perceive you - on pre-judgment and bias. People would listen to how they perceive what you’re saying, no matter how much you scream into the void. They will understand they way they would want to understand you, not...

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Dear FutureMe →

defectivestraws: flickflickflicker: email your future self. (this is champion.) dear future me, I hope you’ve got your life straightened up enough to make sense already. legit.

Dec 10th